Once upon a time our hero visited a handmade soap site...
...but didn't know where to start...
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Calm your tits, Shakespeare. It's a website, not Lord of the Rings.
Little did our hero know, they stood at the very edge of destiny
FIND YOUR NEW FAVOURITE
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Major Nuts Soap
Soaps Collection
That's a lot of green! Looks like Shrek's 3rd date went really well!
For years, a powerful empire had mastered the art of deception...
Why You Deserve Major Nuts
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100% Natural Ingredients
You deserve to feel confident about what goes on your skin. That's why we use carefully chosen, 100% natural ingredients. Nothing unnecessary, just good, honest soap.
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Minimum 4 Weeks Cured
You deserve soap that goes the distance. That's why we give every bar at least four weeks to cure, allowing it to harden naturally so you get more washes from every bar.
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Batches Of 30 Bars
You deserve soap made with care, not churned out by the thousands. That's why we make just 30 bars at a time, giving every batch the attention it deserves.
And now, dear reader, the fate of your nuts rests in your hands...
I'm nursing a semi as we speak!
Oh God! I was talking about the soap!
So was I...
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