'Nutarang' Beard Comb

Hand-crafted from smooth, durable pearwood and laser-branded with the Major Nuts insignia.

Grasp the Nutarang like the mighty hero you are. Drag it through your beard (the hairy bit on your face, not your chest — unless you’re into that). Bask in the admiration of mortals as your beard goes from “cave troll” to “comic book legend.” Repeat daily, or whenever your face fuzz starts plotting a rebellion. Bonus tip! It tends to go a bit smoother when wet